Swine Flute. Ever see your kid turn off the TV?

Swineflute Lean is a musical pig that plays notes when you cover the holes on his back. Kids love him and adults find him addictive.

You can choose one of three accompaniments:

• The Potbelly Waltz Song
• The crazy beat of Armpit Farts
• The clanging of a Cowbell

Life is full of rules. Use your napkin. Chew with your mouth closed. Don't touch the fan. Your sister's face is not a toy! When did you become your parents? Shouldn't being six have an element of fun? May we recommend Swine Flute Lean? It's an app that kids love. It looks like a pig with holes on his back. When little fingers cover the holes, notes wiggle out of this happy oinker. The laughs will make the grumpiest of gramps grin.

Kids can play along with the Potbelly Waltz song or one of two crazy beats like armpit farts, which Swiny shows up knowing. Tell us that won't bring the barn down. Swiny makes real music. Kids learn and have fun without you worrying about the long-term psychological impact of mowing down zombies with a shotgun in an abandoned meat packaging facility run by aliens. You might even get something done while they're writing their first song, "I Won't Eat Peas." Don't worry. There's no learning curve for anyone under the age of…how old are you? Ask the kids. They'll show you how. If they master the lean version faster than you think, you can get the Grade A Prime for only $0.99. The Grade A Prime comes with two additional songs, four more beats that your kids can solo over and some crazy sounds that happen when you thump his head or shake the device.

Swine Flute is another cracked concoction from the entropic collaborative composed of Propaganda3 and Bazillion Pictures.

• Swiny oinks out sounds when you cover up the holes on his back with your fingers.
• Swiny knows the Potbelly Waltz and he'll play it while you learn to play along.
• Swiny also has two funny beats in his pocket that you can make music to.
  • Armpit Farts
  • Cowbell

How do I play Swiny?
Touch the holes on Swiny's back with your fingers. Don't use pens, crayons or anything but your fingers. Every time you touch a hole, a new sound comes out!

How do I select a song or beat?
When you can see Swiny, touch the gear underneath him with a finger. A new screen will pop up that has two lists. One list has the song Swiny knows and the other has two beats. Touch the song or beat that you want to play along with and it will start playing. Now touch the back button at the top and Swiny will come back and you can start playing.

Does Swiny make other sounds?
Try twanging his tail! If you upgrade to the Grade A Prime version for just $.99, he'll make some really crazy sounds if you thump his head or shake the phone.

I can't hear anything?
Turn the phone's volume up just a little bit. Not too much.

It doesn't work.
Ask Dad or Mom to help you out. If they can't get it to work, maybe it needs to be fixed. Swiny was programmed by adults and you know how weird they are. You need to send an email to talk@propaganda3.com Get your folks to help you if you don't know how to do it. We will send you an email when it is fixed.

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Listen to Tyler's first solo
with the Potbelly Waltz.